okay so i just have simply nothing to say and i just (extensively) cleaned my bathroom away from the smell of little-cousin-puke which smells absolutely disgusting and makes me want to puke too.
it is disgusting.
yeah sure i like children, anytime. just as long as they're not loud, crying, picky, fussy, puking, disgusting little mongrels - yes.
but honest to god, i woke up this morning to my baby cousin crying... i'd like to sleep in on a saturday when i have the chance you know? Chance ruined.
and what makes me even more ranty today is BATHROOM ETIQUETTE.
so my baby cousin puked in the guest room while absolutely refusing to take a nap and hence resuting forthwith that she throw up from congestion of her stomach from such passion to throw a tantrum at such a young age.
i was out during all this, so thank god.. but nonetheless its still disgusting (i hate the smell of barf, if you haven't yet noticed)
so i get home, pull out the newspaper i just bought and steadily read through it totally oblivious to whats happened... seriously nobody ever tells me anything that goes on
just yesterday my little cousins went into my room and destroyed a quarter of my 1000 piece puzzle
do the math. thats about 250 pieces, i was distraught when i spent half an hour putting them back together and then finding one piece missing. i found it eventually thank the lord.
going back to before i was reading the newspaper and my baby cousin comes up to me trying to steal my pen and hence forth proceeds to jab me in the face with it and then rip off the corner of my newspaper (i'm never going to find out what word came before 'ueheeler' i'm guessing.. ____blueheeler but thats all i can imagine) and i smell her disgusting atrocious smell of puke on her.
annoyingly, retreat upstairs and follow this smell of puke into the guest room which is freaking overwhelming may i add. and then go to the bathroom where i had assumed they cleaned her off of her disgusting epic battle of the puke v naptime and there.
on the side of the bathtub
MY bathtub
is this freaking CONGESTED BLOB OF ANTS
i hate ants. i hate the sight of so many ants grouped together on somewhere thats not covered in dirt and grass.
it was disgusting so i turned on the shower tap on hot water and watered them down and continued to clean the bathtub
it was disgusting
it smelt like shit and hopefully it doesn't smell like shit anymore after i sprayed odour stuff everywhere. god i hate children when they're too young to control their vocal chords and gag reflexes.
which brings me to bathroom etiquette
the annoying things you come across that really piss you off and make you think 'to make my life a little less gross you could have had some consideration to clean up after yourself' kind of thoughts
reminds me of what Peter Chao (youtube channel pyrobooby) had said about pubic hairs on soap bars... which makes me think of pubic hairs in the shower after someones used your shower
Absolutely Disgusting.
and people who leave floss on the countertop (only god knows if it were used or not, but judging its not in the floss box..its used..)
those who brush their hair and leave it in the sink to clog up (seriously would it kill you to brush your hair not directly above the sink? maybe like..a step away from the sink just to prevent this?)
people who leave the tap dripping, dont put the heat tab in the shower in the middle so that when the next person uses it the water wont initially be boiling hot or freezing cold, the disgusting shower loofa that my uncle has left in the bathroom (can i throw that out? its going blue and grey in places and he never comes home anyway), shaved bits of hair on the countertop, toothbrushes that people leave in the toothbrush holder that touch someone elses toothbrush (germs and bacteria travel VERY quickly people) and oh so many more issues within the bathroom that totally gross me out
yeah i'm being totally anal but the bathroom is a cleansing place where we are to keep clean and not disgustingly caked with dirt and hair and puke smell okay? take some care in keeping the bathroom clean (especially mine, i hate sharing bathrooms with people other than my parents) sighh
im done with my rant here, i could seriously write a book about this if i could
and it all started with the smell of gross from my baby cousin... ick..
it is disgusting.
yeah sure i like children, anytime. just as long as they're not loud, crying, picky, fussy, puking, disgusting little mongrels - yes.
but honest to god, i woke up this morning to my baby cousin crying... i'd like to sleep in on a saturday when i have the chance you know? Chance ruined.
and what makes me even more ranty today is BATHROOM ETIQUETTE.
so my baby cousin puked in the guest room while absolutely refusing to take a nap and hence resuting forthwith that she throw up from congestion of her stomach from such passion to throw a tantrum at such a young age.
i was out during all this, so thank god.. but nonetheless its still disgusting (i hate the smell of barf, if you haven't yet noticed)
so i get home, pull out the newspaper i just bought and steadily read through it totally oblivious to whats happened... seriously nobody ever tells me anything that goes on
just yesterday my little cousins went into my room and destroyed a quarter of my 1000 piece puzzle
do the math. thats about 250 pieces, i was distraught when i spent half an hour putting them back together and then finding one piece missing. i found it eventually thank the lord.
going back to before i was reading the newspaper and my baby cousin comes up to me trying to steal my pen and hence forth proceeds to jab me in the face with it and then rip off the corner of my newspaper (i'm never going to find out what word came before 'ueheeler' i'm guessing.. ____blueheeler but thats all i can imagine) and i smell her disgusting atrocious smell of puke on her.
annoyingly, retreat upstairs and follow this smell of puke into the guest room which is freaking overwhelming may i add. and then go to the bathroom where i had assumed they cleaned her off of her disgusting epic battle of the puke v naptime and there.
on the side of the bathtub
MY bathtub
is this freaking CONGESTED BLOB OF ANTS
i hate ants. i hate the sight of so many ants grouped together on somewhere thats not covered in dirt and grass.
it was disgusting so i turned on the shower tap on hot water and watered them down and continued to clean the bathtub
it was disgusting
it smelt like shit and hopefully it doesn't smell like shit anymore after i sprayed odour stuff everywhere. god i hate children when they're too young to control their vocal chords and gag reflexes.
which brings me to bathroom etiquette
the annoying things you come across that really piss you off and make you think 'to make my life a little less gross you could have had some consideration to clean up after yourself' kind of thoughts
reminds me of what Peter Chao (youtube channel pyrobooby) had said about pubic hairs on soap bars... which makes me think of pubic hairs in the shower after someones used your shower
Absolutely Disgusting.
and people who leave floss on the countertop (only god knows if it were used or not, but judging its not in the floss box..its used..)
those who brush their hair and leave it in the sink to clog up (seriously would it kill you to brush your hair not directly above the sink? maybe like..a step away from the sink just to prevent this?)
people who leave the tap dripping, dont put the heat tab in the shower in the middle so that when the next person uses it the water wont initially be boiling hot or freezing cold, the disgusting shower loofa that my uncle has left in the bathroom (can i throw that out? its going blue and grey in places and he never comes home anyway), shaved bits of hair on the countertop, toothbrushes that people leave in the toothbrush holder that touch someone elses toothbrush (germs and bacteria travel VERY quickly people) and oh so many more issues within the bathroom that totally gross me out
yeah i'm being totally anal but the bathroom is a cleansing place where we are to keep clean and not disgustingly caked with dirt and hair and puke smell okay? take some care in keeping the bathroom clean (especially mine, i hate sharing bathrooms with people other than my parents) sighh
im done with my rant here, i could seriously write a book about this if i could
and it all started with the smell of gross from my baby cousin... ick..
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