Your only defences are a hot water bottle and some good tea. You have no weapons to combat your mortal enemy, and you will come within inches of death.
Do not argue with a chick who has menstrual cramps. ('A' chick, namely, me.)
By all means, argue with a chick who has PMS, she'll slap you and get really pissed off.
But do not argue with a girl who has menstrual cramps. She'll (metaphorically, lucky for you) rip your nuts off and shove them so far up your nose and lodge them in your brain.
And if I could manage to do that, I would.
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