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Wowzors (haha I’m so lame) I haven’t blogged in literally a forever! Oh wow I can’t even remember… hmm.. shitcakes where to start?!

Mkays LAST WEEK OF SCHOOL lets just recap his quickly coz I’m hungry!
Ka maya maya *time warp*

Monday was … normal classes and NOC I think.. (lets be blunt here) NOC sucked and I laugh at it coz me and lena decided it was too gay to attend and were supposed to bus it but in the end we were too lazy and went to eat fish and chips and sit on our asses for a very long time

Tuesday was… eh what was it.. spiritual retreat I believe. No aircon, I believe we all died that day but it was good fun playing scissors paper rock and life squares or windows or parallelograms or whatever and that really cool reconciliation thing at the end with the bowls of water. It was really sweet the whole ‘ngaww we’re going to apologize for all the shitty things we’ve done to each other in the past’ so that in the future we will be released from our sinly sins and stuff and it was really nice. But first nobody dared move because we all thought ‘eerr I’m not going first, I’ll look like a douche’ you know? But once people started getting up and we all started crying and in the end we sang wonderwall together as a cohort which was uber sweet

Wednesday was… lots of speeches about sex and cars.. oh and valedictory dinner. Ahahah but it sounds better as ‘sex and cars’ doesn’t it? Technically it was more of sexual education speech (the year 9 talk actually) where the penis carries lots of silly little germs and I quote that woman from S.H.op 101 ‘and you want to stick it where?!’ oh yes, lots of fun we learnt things we already knew and apparently the white little dildo penis thing was about the size of coop’s thumb… (thanks, much needed Vincent) and then valedictory dinner and the chapel service. it was really nice and mushy and valedictory dinner served really nice chicken (mmmm….) and a very funny speech from thisun and lots of references to ms Bu** and her knack of handing out infringements and ..of course.. the physics cat that can write faster than neeraj

Thursday was …DREAMWORLD the best experience ever I’d have to say! Just going on all those crazy rides and being dragged onto the giant drop (which I succeeded to avoid, HAHA) oh and how could we forget about losing Ben? He just drifted off somewhere and we lost him for a while (but we had a treasure hunt looking for him so everything was dandy once we found him around the food courts) and tony and the duck… (Tony: ‘LUNCH LUNCH, COME HERE LUNCH’) oh that poor little duck

And then comes Friday.. the last day of high school ever. Being farwelled and giving all the little preppies and alpine kids high fives (some were very vicious with their hifives I’ll have you know) and the little girl with the cute voice that made the whole room go ‘awww’ and of course, JESSICA! I’ll miss you jessicaaaaaaaaaa <3 ceremony =" ="

Then headed out to the city later that day to play pool and have dinner at sizzlers with loc but with a curfew I wouldn’t be able to get home on time = = so the girls stayed back at the city doing stuff (I can’t remember what)

And since then its been a week and a half with a trip to wet n’ wild and movieworld
Wet n’ wild was full of cutesy little adventures of going on slides and rides and peer pressured into flashing a bikini (uhh..) and getting it undone (coughalancough)

Movieworld was full of escapades of alex forcing me and nhu onto the superman coaster (which didn’t work, phew) and being totally obsessed with batman masks (and batman in general) :D

So far its been really good, but we’ll see what the rest of the postgraduate holidays have for us! Muahahaha
Hope to blog again soon

Ciao!