So my fingers are about to freeze off and you’ve no idea how many times i have to press backspace to get my words right in this one single sentence. But i need to vent about HOW MUCH I LOVE MALLARD DUCKS (because jasons sick of listening to me blahblah about how much i love dippy ducks and ducks with green heads)
OMFG they’re the most cutest things evarrr!
They’re pretty popular around Australia’s urban areas and are very tolerant of human beings. Which makes me think... that i wanna spend a day bird watching at the lake. With a camera and sandwhiches and a bucket of tea or coffee! Maybe not a bucket but a big big big cup that resembles a bucket.
But yes! The female mallard ducks are roaming around in dusty brown feathers and i see them all the time around the lake where i live but i never see the male mallard drakes.. i’m gonna find them one day i will. But the female mallard ducks all look like the other female dappling ducks...
so i don’t know if mallard ducks live in my area.. but i’ll find out once its the holidays and i’ll take a day off to bird watch for those pretty green headed mallard ducks... because they’re just so pretty!
They have green heads and a brown and white body for the male drakes and the females are just.. brown. I don’t get it..pssh, women. They should be prettier! = =
Its always the males that get attention. Pretty colours so they can procreate with the prettiest female ducks so that their offspring can whoop all the other ducks’ offspring and whoop natural selections ass :)
But then again, the prettiest female duck will look like all the other female ducks..so the male mallard drakes probably just go around sexing every female duck there is so he can spread his gene pool. Clever ducks ;)
PS> i can’t believe the green headed mallard duck at cardiology is out of stock, gonna go crawl in a corner and sob :(
PPS> i wonder how ducks reproduce? It has to be internal coz they lay eggs right? Hmm... DOGGY STYLE D:
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