Saturday, November 19, 2011

Ass cheeks? No, thank you.

Bought Cleo magazine at the newsagents today as a 'guilty pleasure' and the sporadic indulgence in trashy fashion printed on glossy paper.

Came across a section in the magazine that promoted bikinis and all that sort of beachy stuff. And enclosed in those pages are 'rules' about how to wear bikinis and such.

'Rule #12: ...a little cheek goes a long way.'
- paste picture of three bikini clad girls with 'cute' photoshopped ass cheeks -

And I'm sitting at my desk, reading this trashy bull at 12.03am thinking 'I don't think I want to fling my ass cheeks in other peoples faces, even if it is 'attractive'.

But then I remind myself that this is just a magazine that is promoting trends to consumers that are maybe willing to spend $320 on two slices of lycra and string.

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