splutter idiot

oh..my...god

i can't believe i did what i just did!

having dinner with auntie and uncle over.. and ohmygod.. we were having hot pot with egg noodles and other little appetizers that go into the hot pot

there weren't any chairs left, so i sat on the hammock adjacent to the dinner table and just ate normally while looking after my little cousin Hannah and i was thinking as i ate
"ohmygosh, i never realised how squishy kids looked...especially the babies, they're REALLY squishy looking, like their faces and that... didn't aivan tell me this once? that babies were squishy looking?!"

yes, a dumb train of thought i know. but hey, you have to admit they are squishy looking

and..right then and there as i was thinking that Hannah was inbetween of a... laughing-but-going-to-start crying face
(or some sort of face anyway)

and it was hilarious
i could NOT stop laughing! and guess what? i had a whole load of soup in my mouth and i choked on it! woohoo

IDIOT!

*ran to the sink, spat it out, started laughing like an idiot*
oh the scene...

and whats better? she pulled the face again, and i choked a SECOND time

i honestly have issues.

bah, anyhow, this biology needs to be studied
but i can't seem to manage it! last night, tony was DRUNKKKK... and now it makes me want to nick some alco from the cupboard-under-the-stairs and mix it with coke too... (mum restocked the coke supply! YOSH!)

muahaha, i wonder what smirnoff tastes like...